Ok, you have seriously got to go read this post at Dispatches: An Amusing Wingnut Fundraising Email.
To do it any justice, I’d have to copy the whole post, and why do that when you can read it at a real blog? Here’s just a small taste:
You see, the Homosexual Lobby is pushing three main planks in their campaign to reshape America:
1) The Homosexual Classrooms Act, requiring every school — even private and religious schools — to teach appalling homosexual acts.
This legislation would spin impressionable students in a whirlwind of sexual confusion and misinformation, even peer pressure to “experiment” with the homosexual “lifestyle;”
2) The Offense to Marriage Act, repealing the Defense of Marriage Act which has stood for over a decade against the Homosexual Lobby.
If passed, wedding gown-clad men smooching before some left-wing clergyman or state official is just the beginning.
You’ll see men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to “pick out” a little boy for themselves.
And religious adoption agencies? SHUT DOWN.
3) The Gay Bill of Special Rights, granting special job rights to homosexuals. Every homosexual fired or not hired becomes a potential federal civil rights lawsuit.
Radical homosexuals will terrorize day cares, hospitals and churches.
Now go read it all!