Brynne, Tess and Savannah from Phoenix are black belts in karate, expert horseback riders and avid musical theater fans. And they perform exorcisms.
“We’re just normal girls who do something extraordinary for God,” Brynne said. “After seeing an actual exorcism in person, led by us, you will walk away with no doubt, whatsoever.”
Brynne, 17, is the leader of the pack, the one the others call the “enforcer.” She is home-schooled and a regular on the beauty pageant circuit. Savannah, 20, is known as the “compassionate one,” a college student who likes to shop. Finally, there’s Tess, “the middle man” because the others say this 17-year-old can play both good and bad cop. She also performs in local musicals.
“There is a war going on every day, being waged against us,” Brynne said. “Satan hates us. We know how the enemy is, we know what he’s attacking and we can fight back.”
Seriously. Go watch the video at the linky. I wonder if they really believe this shit, or if well-known exorcist/scam-artist Bob Larson is just pimping his daughter and her friends for cash.
What’s more, Larson and the girls’ exorcism sessions are not free, and he insists that one session almost never does the trick.
“We have to fund what we do,” he said.
Larson is currently weighing several offers for new reality shows starring Brynne, Tess and Savannah.
Guess I can stop wondering. What a vile, evil man.
(Apologies for my unannounced break. I’m still here, lots of posts in the next few days.)