So many “Wait……What?”‘s your head will be spinning, courtesy of RightWingWatch.org:
First up, did you realize that the Student Non-Discrimination Act will legalize “sexual assault”?
After President Obama announced his support for the Student Non-Discrimination Act, Gordon Klingenschmitt went back on the attackagainst the anti-bullying bill, in an email message warning that the “sick and perverse” legislation will “give homosexuals and perverts protected status,” “mandate pro-homosexual recruiting of kids in public schools,” promote “child abuse” as “homosexuals will have full control of classrooms” and even allow for harassment and “sexual assault”:
“If we lose this fight, then public, private and even religious schools will be forced to accept and teach a pro-homosexual agenda, or face lawsuits. One agenda even encourages students to ‘experiment’ with homosexuality. Pro-homosexual students will soon harass Christian students, making sexual assault protected as ‘freedom of self-expression.’
Now that is some “Wait….What?” worthy homophobia. Anyone up for a friendly wager on how long until Mr. Klingenschmitt gets caught with meth and a rent-a-boy?
In the “Clutching Your Pearls while Your Panties are Bunched” category, the inaccurately named misogynist group Concerned Women for America continues to rally against the Violence Against Women Act because……GAYS!!!!
The far-right group Concerned Women for America has continued its campaignagainst the Violence Against Women Act, calling it “a boondoggle for feminists” and alleging that it supports the “homosexual agenda” by ensuring that LGBT victims aren’t turned away from shelters. Republicans in Congress have been working to block reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, even though the law has been a success in helping spouses report domestic abuse and incidences of domestic violence have been on the decline since it was signed into law. The group said in an email:
“It is astounding that the left’s “war on woman” has some senators afraid to oppose a bad bill simply because it’s titled, “The Violence Against Women Act.”
This legislation, which is normally a boondoggle for feminists groups, has become even more political this Congress. The Violence Against Women Act (VAWA), S. 1925, creates new protections for homosexuals. In order to receive federal grants, domestic violence organizations have to agree to embrace the homosexual agenda. It also expands categories of who is eligible to receive services.
Maybe the name isn’t inaccurate. They certainly are concerned with keeping women as God intended; barefoot in the kitchen, pregnant, and abused. And straight. Can’t forget that.
In the “Demonic Weather Patterns” category, we have the dreaded “Homosexual Tornado”:
At the Awakening 2012’s panel on the “LGBT Agenda,” Lou Engle, who was not a panelist but an audience member, called for Religious Right leaders to launch a “massive concerted prayer movement” to counter the demonic “principalities and powers” behind gay rights activism. Panelists including Rena Lindevaldsen and Matt Barber of Liberty Counsel, Greg Quinlan of Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays and Gays, and former Texas board of education member Cynthia Dunbar jumped over each other in expressing their hope that Engle or another conservative would lead such a movement to stop the “two tornadoes coming to destroy America,” which he said are “the homosexual and abortion tornadoes.”
If you are not familiar with Lou Engle, do you remember Uganda’s “kill the gays” legislation? To say Engle supported it would be an understatement. Classy guy.
After that disgusting hatred, how about a little old fashioned crazy? Did you know that environmentalists are really card carrying Satanists bent on causing the extinction of the human race? Me either! Thankfully, we have Brian Fischer, who is not afraid to open his mouth and let the crazy run free:
That’s why I want you to understand that the environmental movement is fundamentally anti-human, it is fundamentally anti-human. And this bears the imprint of the Father of Lies because the Father of Lies, remember hates human beings. Why? Because we are made in the image of God. He wants to stamp out human beings because we remind him God. Well, environmentalists have the same exact agenda: they want to wipe humanity off the face of the globe. Do not be deceived about this; this is the ultimate goal of the environmentalists.
Seriously, there is a video of him saying that at the supplied link. No satire intended.
We’ll wrap this up with a video from a “Wait….What?” all-star discussing the horrors of antisemitism and how the “poor jews” just don’t get it because they don’t believe in Jesus. It can only be Pat Robertson!
Wait…..wh….. You know, I don’t even have it in me to say it.
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