Babies Are Tasty, Dammit!

From Jezebel comes further evidence of the disconnect between reality and the far right.

Just as zombies crave the delicious chewy flesh of the human brain, so too do pro-abortion rights people crave nothing more than to abort the shit out of every pregnancy. We’re like hormonal teenagers. We’ll abort anything that walks. All day we dream about abortion. At least, according to Mississippi Governor and personhood advocate Phil Bryant.

Got me.  Hell, not only do I keep a coat hanger in my backpack, but I refuse to wear condoms just on the off chance that I’d make a fetus to abort!

Snark aside, what did misogynist Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant say to elicit such furious sarcasm?

You would think that Barack Obama and all those on the left that love so much to talk about women’s health care would rush to support this bill, would just say, ‘absolutely we want the strongest health care, we want admissions privileges, we want that women that is going through that abortion for her life and safety to be paramount,’ well it should be the paramount of the child.

Even if you believe in abortion, the hypocrisy of the left that now tried to kill this bill, that says that I should have never signed it, the true hypocrisy is that their one mission in life is to abort children, is to kill children in the womb. It doesn’t really matter, they don’t care if the mother’s life is in jeopardy, that if something goes wrong that a doctor can’t admit them to a local hospital, that he’s not even board certified. We passed that bill and I think you’ll see other states follow and when that happens at least these fly-in abortionists are going to be regulated under the state laws of the Medical Procedures Act here in the state of Mississippi as they should be across the nation.

Dude, I’m an atheist!  How am I supposed to eat babies if they get aborted?  Enough snark from me, how about some more from Jezebel:

This guy is a governor. Of an entire state.

Thinking that pro-abortion rights is the same as being pro-abortion for everyone is like thinking that being pro-marriage equality is the same as wanting everyone to get gay married. Offering women in Mississippi access to choice will result in a healthier, happier, more economically solvent population. And will also result in millions in profits for those of us who have sunk all of our retirement money into The Secret Liberal Abortion Millionaires Fund.

Dammit, The Secret Liberal Abortion Millionaires Fund was supposed to be a secret!  Just like the abortion-plex was supposed to be our ace in the hole until those meddling pro-lifers proved they couldn’t tell satire from reality if their lives and souls depended upon it.


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