Arpaio and Lopez: Coming Soon to CBS!

Yahoo News reporting:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Ariz., responded to George Lopez’s profanity-filled tirade against him by telling the comedian to come meet with him.”Get some guts, come down here and meet me face to face. Let’s see how you act then,” Arpaio, known as “America’s Toughest Sheriff,” told ABC affiliate KNXV.

Joke sheriff calls out comedian.  Fitting in a way.  I may actually have been impressed if Arpaio asked to meet Lopez on neutral ground.  In Maricopa County, Sheriff Joe would probably ask Lopez for his papers, plant drugs on him, and set him up in a tent city dressed in black and white.

More from “America’s Craziest Sheriff”:

“What is he, the spokesman for the open border people?” Arpaio told KNXV. “See, I can be funny too. Now let’s see if he has the guts to meet me, and I’ll be happy to take him to a Mexican lunch.”

Wait.   What part of that was supposed to be funny?  I guess we can cross comedian off the list of future careers for Sheriff Joe once the citizens of Maricopa County get off whatever drugs they’re taking that cause them to keep electing him.

On the plus side, attacking a comedian who dares to make jokes about a joke sheriff is better than continuing the idiotic investigation into the Presidents birth certificate, I suppose.

Arpaio will release new information at a news conference Tuesday regarding Obama’s eligibility to be president. The information is part of a six-month on-going investigation of the authenticity of Obama’s birth certificate by Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse.

Nevermind.

Coming this fall to CBS!

What do you get when “American’s Toughest Sheriff” finds that his newest deputy is a wise-cracking Hispanic?  Pure hilarity, that’s what!  Join televisions newest odd couple, Joe Arpaio and George Lopez for CBS’ breakout hit of the year, “One and a Half Brains.”

or

After losing a class action suit accusing him of racial profiling, “America’s Toughest Sheriff” is forced to make drastic changes in Maricopa County.  His new partner is a Hispanic FBI agent installed to make sure the sheriff toes the line.  Together, they begin closing countless open cases Sheriff Joe once ignored because they weren’t committed by people with brown skin, and the sheriff slowly realizes that every crime in Arizona is not committed by a Mexican.  Join Sheriff Joe Arpaio and George Lopez, along with guest stars including Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Texas Governor Rick Perry for CBS’ newest crime drama, Cold Case Posse.

or

After losing a class action suit accusing him of racial profiling, “America’s Toughest Sheriff” finds himself on the other side of the prison walls.  Dressed in black and white and living in the tent city, the ex-sheriff finds his life in danger when he can’t pedal the bike fast enough to power the television during an episode of Cops.  He is saved by the timely intervention of George Lopez, playing an inmate railroaded by Joe 10 years earlier due to the color of his skin.  Sheriff Apaio, now owing his life to a Hispanic man, slowly begins to see the error of his ways, and together they work towards prison reform and to prove George’s innocence.  One part prison drama and one part legal drama, with a healthy dose of  comedy, watch “The Bad Sheriff” on CBS after “The Good Wife” this fall!

CBS, you are welcome.

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