I Still Think Victoria Jackson is the Single Greatest Political Satirist of Our Time…

Because no one could be this much of an idiot and still remember to breathe.  She will stay in character, continuously proving Poe’s Law with every tweet, every post, every action, until she is eventually invited to be the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention, where she will break out her ukelele and sing a song about the insanity of the GOP and their gullibility that will only end when they drag her, kicking and screaming, off the stage.

What dedication.  Imagine, spending every waking moment of at least the last decade in the character of a batshit insane person with a low IQ and noxious opinions.  Sticking with it through out the laughter, the pointing, the snide comments, all to pull off the greatest political prank in history?  How many friends have abandoned her, how much respect has she lost to stick with this endless joke?  How far can she continue to go before the conservatives realize that she isn’t one of them, but is rather making fun of them?

Pure brilliance, that’s what this is.

I can’t stop crying. America died.

and

The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1. In the Good vs. Evil battle…today…Evil won.

and

Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.

These tweets just add to her already impressive body of work:

For context, Jackson is the actress who proclaimed that she would have a baby if impregnated through rape, uncovered a “secret, underground group” of Hollywood Republicans and said gay marriage would “make God mad.”

Good show, Victoria.  Just don’t push it too far.  Some of us are already on to you, you don’t want to make it too obvious before the big reveal.  If it wasn’t for Trump’s tweets advocating revolution, these could have been over the top enough to get you busted.  Perhaps I worry for nothing though; you’ve already proven that the right will embrace you no matter what idiotic grouping of words happens to fall from your lips.

Carry on.

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2 thoughts on “I Still Think Victoria Jackson is the Single Greatest Political Satirist of Our Time…

  1. Call me before 6 or nothing is going to happen. Already called you once and your mom’s response was, and I quote, “He’s not here……he’s sleeping”. ?!?!?!?!?!

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