The jig is up, Mr. Obama. (If that is your real name. I’m sure it is really something more Kenyany.)
You may have succeeded in conning a majority of the country into believing you were born in Hawaii instead of Kenya, duping the fools into thinking you are a Christian rather than the Muslim you obviously are, even fooling the dupes into accepting your sham marriage to Michelle (secretly a KGB agent, but that is for another post) to cover up your murderous homosexual past. But now you have gone too far, stepped over the line, crossed a bridge too far, and other assorted metaphors. Frank Porter Stansberry has you dead to rights, and once the God fearing American people break away from the liberal media machine and hear the truth, the cries for your impeachment will be impossible to ignore.
Both Mother Jones and Ed Brayton are already attempting to discredit Stansberry’s revelation, which shows how absolutely terrified the liberal/communist/Nazi/Islamic/demonic cartel are that the people will hear the truth. When they employee character assassins like Mother Jones and known Satanists like Brayton, you know they are scared.
Mr. Stansberry, you are a true patriot, and Foster Disbelief will help you spread the word! (Click the link for the slideshow explaining Obama’s sinister scheme. Seriously, click it! Click it now!!!! )
Did you click it?
Are you finished laughing?
No? Need a few more minutes?
While you compose yourself, I’ll let Mother Jones explain the plan to those who didn’t click the link.
Barack Hussein Obama is hatching a secret plot to pull off the ultimate power grab: securing himself a third term in the White House.
At least that’s the narrative being spun by right-wing conspiracy theorists, who seem to believe Obama is modeling his presidency after fictional Nixon in Watchmen.
Among the main proponents of this theory—which comes in several different flavors—is Stansberry & Associates Investment Research, a publishing firm that hawks financial advice—and has a history of promoting dubious claims. Even before the president won reelection, the company began blasting out emails to subscribers of various conservative newsletters, warning of the coming third term of Obama. The emails went out as paid advertisements through the right-leaning Townhall.com, Newsmax, Human Events, and Gingrich Marketplace (a spokesman for Newt Gingrich and the vice president of Human Events both claimed this email blast was a mistake).
The emails alerted readers to a vague—and somewhat counterintuitive—theory: Some unspecified but major event will lead to an epoch of American economic prosperity. Because it will happen under Obama’s watch, he’ll claim full credit and receive an unprecedented boost in approval ratings, giving him a mandate to demand and subsequently obtain a third term
Confused? If you would have clicked the link you wouldn’t be! You’d still be laughing. Here is Mr. Stansberry explaining the future in bullet points:
Using vast new powers, I believe Obama will:
- Greatly increase the size of the Fed’s quantitative easing, leading to massive increases to inflation.
- Seize control of the entire 401k retirement system, forcing Americans to buy more of our government’s risky debt.
- Implement vast new taxes across our economy, as they have already done with the health care program and which they will do next by implementing a national sales tax.
- Continue to expand the welfare rolls by record amounts, buying still more votes, more power and setting the stage for a third Obama term (something I’ll explain in this letter.)
- Reshape our foreign policy, drawing America into partnerships with dictators and socialists around the world.
Other conspiracymongers who have recently jumped on the Obama-third-term-prophecy bandwagon are radio host Alex Jones—who has featured Stansberry on his show—and birtherism promoter and WorldNetDaily editor Joseph Farah. Over at the conservative forum Free Republic, commenters have ruminated on a related theory. In this scenario, Michelle Obama runs for president in 2016 and wins, thus allowing Barack to run the government as a shadow president. Among the first to prognosticate an Obama power grab was Rush Limbaugh, who was way ahead of the curve: He predicted a third Obama term in the summer of 2009, when the 44th president had just barely moved into the White House
Why aren’t the people listening? Why do they continue to allow the commie/fascist/Nazi/Islamic/demonic media to lie to them? Because of free phones and gifts? Of course, that is part of it. But it is also because of people like this:
But, just to double check, we asked a few experts about the Obama-third-term theory. “There is nothing in his tenure as president, nothing that we know of him, that indicates that Barack Obama is going to seek a third term,” David Adler, director of the Andrus Center for Public Policy at Boise State University, told Mother Jones. “Short of a military coup, the 22nd Amendment stands as an insurmountable obstacle to a third-term president today, and there is no evidence to suggest Obama or his supporters are planning on staging a coup. It’s a right-wing fantasy cooked up to try to frighten Americans.”
A likely story. These CFNID’s are even attempting to slime true patriots like Frank Porter Stansberry! (Those bastards!)
Stansberry has something of a checkered past when it comes the claims appearing in his newsletters and online videos. In 2010, he released a similar slideshow called “End of America” (77 minutes long), in which he predicted waves of violence and tumult across the United States and the impending implosion of the American economy—an argument that contradicts the premise of “The Third Term.” In 2003, the SEC filed a complaint against him for pushing false information via his financial newsletter. In 2007, Stansberry (and his investment firm, then called Pirate Investor) was ordered by a federal court to pay $1.5 million in civil penalties and restitution. Stansberry Research did not respond to a request for comment.
It is time to call off the attack dogs, Mr. Obama, and come clean with America. We are on to you, and we will not be silenced!
By the way, if anyone actually manages to sit through the whole slideshow, could you let me know how long it blathers on for? Thanks.