Virginia Sen. Mark Obenshain Is On To You Women and Your Slut Tricks.

As GOP’ers everywhere attempt to surpass one another in a game of pro-life leap frog, it seems like the Republican candidate for Attorney General of Virginia, State Sen. Mark Obenshain played the ultimate trump card way back in 2009 when he decided to go after those tricksy women and their “miscarriages.”

a measure, introduced by Obenshain in 2009, to force women to report miscarriages to the police within 24 hours or face up to a year in jail.

Because you know, then the police could investigate and see if it was an honest, God-said-no-baby-for-you miscarriage or fake miscarriage by a slut drunk on aborting babies.  Since everybody* knows that 90% of all miscarriages**are actually at home abortions provided by secret agents of Planned Parenthood*** in order to supply fetuses to satanic cults****.

*Everybody in this statement refers to apparently the vast majority of Virginian republicans.

** 54% of all statistics are created by the person quoting them.

***Planned Parenthood does not actually employ secret agents

****There are no satanic cults.  Get over it.

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