We Haven’t Had a “Wait, What?!?” for a While, Have We?

When not fishing bare chested in Siberia, frolicking with snow leopards, or saving camera crews from tigers, the most interesting man in the world Russian President Vladimir Putin spends his time throwing female protesters into prison, pushing for incomprehensible anti-blasphemy laws, and sucking more cock than all the porn performers in California ,I mean, catching while the head of the Russian Orthodox Church Patriarch Kirill pitches, er, dulling his raging lust for cock by signing anti-gay legislation into law.  Okay, that one is not going to get crossed out?  Good.  Moving on….

Or apparently that is what the evil liberal media wants you to believe!  (Which, given the complete control of all forms of media by the homosexual mafia, is quite possible.)  According to Putin himself in a recent interview, he isn’t anti-gay at all.  In fact, he even gives them prizes!

Vladimir Putin has denied that a Russian law criminalizing “gay propaganda” is discriminatory, explaining that, even though it is now illegal to discuss gay rights or positive portrayals of LGBTQ people with minors, LGBTQ Russians continue to have “normal relations” in the country.

“I work with these [gay] people, I sometimes award them with state prizes or decorations for their achievements in various fields,” Putin said in an interview with the Associated Press and Russia’s state Channel 1 television. “We have absolutely normal relations, and I don’t see anything out of the ordinary here.”


After putting his critics utterly at ease with his completely believable claims about not discriminating against gay people, Putin went on to explain that the Russian ban won’t negatively impact LGBTQ athletes during the 2014 Sochi Olympics, even though he has banned any gay pride demonstrations during the Winter Games.

When you are finished “Wait, What’ing”, we need to discuss which one of us gets to tell the local Tea Party that the country they want to create already exists, and is called Russia.

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