“If Her Name Starts With ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, Then She Wants The “D””

Trigger Warning:  Satire.  Probably offensive.

Witty, no?

You get it, right?  No matter what letter her name starts with, she is a slut and she wants the dick.  You know, no matter what she says.  If she acts like she doesn’t want it, just pour alcohol down her throat.   Cause hey, unconscious girls can’t say “no,” amirite?

Cause you are a man, man, and women are put here to serve.  Says so in the Bible, ya know?  And that is what teen boys do, after all.  They fuck.  Anything they can penetrate.  They can’t help it, it’s the hormones.  All that testosterone just filling up inside them, of course masturbation isn’t enough.  (And it is a sin as well.)

And hey, it isn’t like the girl is innocent.  She wanted it.  They all want it.  Hell, if they didn’t want it, they shouldn’t have been drinking.  They shouldn’t have been dressed like a little slut.  They shouldn’t have been alone with a guy, or multiple guys.

And the most disgusting thing?  After all that asking for it, after putting on the make up and dressing up as a fine little piece of rapebait, after flirting with the guys, totes being a cocktease to the nth degree, and lubing herself up with alcoholic fuck-me juice, then she has the nerve to try to cry rape and attempt to ruin the lives of these fine, upstanding young men.

I mean, these boys are the future!  They are good kids, football players, with connected relatives.  The sky is the limit for these boys.  And you expect us to throw all of that away because some little tramp got her fefe’s hurt?  Not fucking likely.

This is a good, Christian town.  We don’t tolerate sluts around here.  So we did what any God-fearing town would do when one of ours was threatened.  We ran the skank out of town.  I don’t understand why she couldn’t do the honorable thing like the other girls you read about.  I mean, seriously.  It isn’t hard to make a noose, and razor blades are cheap.  But since she wouldn’t take the proper way out, we made sure they would at least stay away.  We burned their fucking house down.

I mean, it is what Jesus would do, right?

If it was your son, you’d do the same.

One of the most disgusting things about life in 2013 America is that the vomit inducing mockery of the rape apologists viewpoint that I puked out above is not an absurd exaggeration, but rather what seems like standard operating procedure in our current rape culture.  Yeah, I added a few digs at religion, but other than that I stayed true to the facts.  Which makes me want to slam my head off of something very hard until I can convince myself that I was extremely exaggerating.  Unfortunately, we can turn to the Gawker to see how close I got:

The Kansas City Star details how the small town of Maryville turned against a newly-arrived family after 14-year-old Daisy Coleman reported that an older athlete had sex with her while another older male videotaped, after she was given an alcoholic drink at a party that left her barely able to stand. Her friend, a 13-year-old, was also made to have non-consensual sex.

After a thorough investigation by the local police however, clearly implicating 17-year-old Matthew Barnett in the sexual assault, charges were inexplicably dropped by the prosecuting attorney. Barnett, coincidentally, is the grandson of a prominent former Missouri state representative.

Star reporter Dugan Arnett writes,

Sexual assault cases can be difficult to build because of factors such as a lack of physical evidence or inconsistent statements by witnesses. But by the time his department had concluded its investigation, Sheriff Darren White felt confident the office had put together a case that would “absolutely” result in prosecutions.

“Within four hours, we had obtained a search warrant for the house and executed that,” White told The Star. “We had all of the suspects in custody and had audio/video confessions.

“I would defy the Kansas City, Missouri, Police Department to do what we did and get it wrapped up as nicely as we did in that amount of time.”

But no prosecutions ever came. The charges were dropped by the prosecuting attorney who didn’t believe the evidence was strong enough. He dismissed any idea that political influence had anything to do with his decision.
Sick to your stomach yet?  It gets worse.  Sorry.

In the meantime, the town had already begun to turn on the Coleman family. Threatening phone calls and online threats were directed at the family. Melinda Coleman had moved to the town with her four children after her husband, a physician, had died in a car accident. She was easily targeted by the community for being an outsider.

The parent of one of the teens at the Barnett house that night was the only one to comment briefly to The Star: “Our boys deserve an apology, and they haven’t gotten it yet.”

In a later interview, Rice [the prosecuting attorney] called it a case of “incorrigible teenagers” drinking alcohol and having sex. “They were doing what they wanted to do, and there weren’t any consequences. And it’s reprehensible. But is it criminal? No.”

Robert Sundell, who represented Barnett, echoed that sentiment: “Just because we don’t like the way teenagers act doesn’t necessarily make it a crime.”

After the charges were dropped, things just got worse for Melinda and Daisy Coleman. Daisy has struggled with depression and attempted suicide. Melinda had to move away from Maryville and back to the town she had lived in with her now-deceased husband. In April, the house in Maryville she still owned burned down under mysterious circumstances.
Shorter prosecuting attorney: “Boys will be boys!”

Oh, hey.  Wonder where I got the title?  No, don’t give me credit for thinking that one up.  Please.

And Matthew Barnett, the young man accused by Coleman of raping her? He’s attending the University of Central Missouri and apparently having a great time:

In a recent retweet, he expressed his views on women — and their desire for his sexual attentions — this way:

“If her name begins with A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z, she wants the D.”

Apparently Anonymous is trying to do something about this case.  I am sure you can find the video if you search around, Youtube has removed the version I watched.  I feel no need to argue about Anonymous and their tactics at the moment, because no matter what, it is just sad beyond belief that another case like this is being ignored by prosecutors.  Anonymous shouldn’t even be in the picture, because the accused rapist, Matthew Barnett, who attends the University of Central Missouri, should have had to face charges.

But hey.  We are a nation of slut-shamers, and football heroes.  Be it Steubenville, OH, Maryville, MO, or Mainstreet, USA.

Be proud, America.

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