Dear GOP. Please hire Erick Erickson as your head of campaign strategy for 2016. Please?
With that out of the way, let’s get to business.
As the videos continue to flow from the Center for Medical Progress (ahem, cough, great name), edited in a way that makes the editing of the film Expelled look totally honest and above board by comparison, anti-abortion extremists continue to use them as evidence in their witch hunt against Planned Parenthood. Surprised? Of course not, since this is a well-coordinated, multi-front attack on women’s access to reproductive health care.
“Well known” political hack and editor of the site where logic goes to die, Erick “Triple K” Erickson has laid out a challenge to the GOP on Red State, declaring the issue of funding for Planned Parenthood the hill the Republicans should win or die on. (Super big hat tip to Mock, Paper, Scissors for this one. “Hi guys!”)
Republicans in the Congress are beginning to use the word “try.” They will try to defund Planned Parenthood. But the President has a veto and they do not have the votes to override the veto.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) 47% has moved from try to “can’t.” He says Republicans cannot defund Planned Parenthood because of the President’s veto.This is really, really simple.
If Republicans do not defund Planned Parenthood, they will see a great portion of their base vanish overnight. That is not an exaggeration.
Ummm. Yeah, actually that is an exaggeration. In fact, it is a textbook example of an exaggeration. When the 2016 version of the dictionary gets released, it would not shock me to see Mr. Erickson’s statement there beside the word “exaggeration” as the given example. Republicans are not going to defund Planned Parenthood, and a great portion of the
lunatic fringe “base” is going to do what they do best: “rabble, rabble, rabble,” then move on. Why? Because Erick’s claim,
Planned Parenthood, we now know, is killing living children who have already been born, cutting them up, and harvesting their organs.
is bullshit ripped from a context-free, heavily edited hit video that even the far right anti-abortion activists, at least those with working brains, know is, well, bullshit. The terrifying reality, however, is that this claim will be believed, not by anti-abortion organizers and politicians who are just cynically reaping the propaganda benefit of the videos, but rather by some of those “on the front line” protesters who really believe they are fighting a war, who are already of questionable mental stability with, unfortunately, unquestioned access to firearms. Yeah, I hate to say this, but the above claim about Planned Parenthood will more than likely cost someone their life. (But remember, right wing terrorism isn’t a problem)
But fear not, ye Republicans who realize that defunding Planned Parenthood is an outright impossibility under the current administration, good ole E-Squared (once again, hi Mock, Paper, Scissors!) has the tactic you need to succeed! (Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please listen to him!)
If Abraham Lincoln’s Party cannot go to war against that where war is not bullets, just a government shut down until the President relents, then Abraham Lincoln’s Party needs to be put on the ash heap of history. It really is that simple.
Okay, ignore the fact that if Lincoln was alive today the current Republican party would have him labeled a communist liberal social justice warrior and Erick Erickson would be writing hit pieces about him at Red State as we speak. Did you catch it? Here, let me help:
just a government shut down until the President relents
You got it now, didn’t ya?
a government shut down
Here, let me give it the bolding it deserves.
a government shut down
Maybe some italics even?
a government shut down
I know it’s too much information, but I think I need to change my shorts.
OMG, can you please shut down the government over this? Pretty please?!? How about right before the 2016 election? Well, not “right before,” we need it to be long enough before that our senior citizens miss a Social Security check or two.
Republicans, I totally agree with Erick here. Shut down the government over funding Planned Parenthood. Wait, hold on….. I mean:
OMG, Republicans, whatever you do, please DO NOT shut down the government over funding Planned Parenthood! It would be such a political home run for your party, it would crush us progressives and hand the election to the GOP nominee on a silver platter. Please, oh please, DO NOT shut down the government over this.
Did I sound believable? Too eager? Not seemingly frightened enough? I’ll work on it.
Erick! Do not let this ball drop! The country depends on you sir.